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REVIEW: Quantum Sayin’s Ov Je$u$

 

Je$u$ wiv his dawg Flapdoodle.

This book comes after the following two series.

1. Je$u$ UN

- Je$u$ Unbelievable
- Je$u$ Unconvincing
- Je$u$ Unfortunate
- Je$u$ Unimportant
- Je$u$ Uninformed
- Je$u$ Unnecessary
- Je$u$ Unqualified

2. Fake Latin

- Sola Waffle
- Sola Marketing

They are a collection of comedic fictional works. Quantum Sayin’s Ov Je$u$ is in the same rambling confused style. It was marketed as #1 in the obscure Trew Kristyun subject area of Wotifness. The hilarity begins with asserting that Je$u$ knew about quantum physics in first century Palestine and continues with a long word salad. These sayin’s reveal the startling truth that inane drivel can be extended to 369 pages. It is connected in surprising ways to Roger Welch’s Everything I Know about Women I Learned from My Tractor and shares the same logic. Though lacking in truthiness it excels in numbawunness.

Rating: 1/10 (for the funny title)