"Oh, you're giving me a free computer! I've always wanted a computer. Do you give pensioners like me free lessons because I can't afford to pay for anything. I'm just about to cook my only meal of the day. It's a can of dog food that I put in the microwave. I've gotten used to microwaved dog food. It's better than cat food. I've tried both. Ow! My arthritis is playing up at the moment. And I think I've got to change my incontinence pad soon cause its leaking all over the place. There's a huge puddle on the floor. How do you clean urine from shag pile carpet? Who are you again? I've got problems with remembering who I'm talking to. .. etc etc etc"
